We learn English men have bigger penises...than their French counterpart

Professor Lynn.

What refreshing news that  grace our eyes on this dull gloomy rainy English Morning.

We now know that those French bastard across the pond have nothing on us and our men. 

This week's Breaking News: Researchers have found out English men have bigger penises than French men! So much for French men being great lovers in bed huh?

The average English bloke measures in at 5.5 inches while nos cousins ​​Français come in at a lower 5.3. What a huge difference!

The brainy man behind such an important piece of research (which will no doubt help ladies and men in deciding where their next partner comes from) was conducted by the much revered Professor Richard Lynn. 

The erudite  Professor of Psychology at Ulster university  conducted his research and came to this conclusion by solely collecting data from websites. One wonders what type of educative and informative websites these may have been. Was Jackie Smith's husband on hand to help with the appropriate source of information? 

Note to all future researchers: data collection from websites is a most effective method way of conducting a non bias research. Clinical journals are Neanderthal.

Professor Lyn in his own words concluded  "Negroids were the best endowed and Mongolians the least".

For the average African penis is 6.3 inches long. Therefore one can assume English men in this research solely refers to Caucasians (We live in a multicultural society where English can mean African or Asian). Nothing is said about mixed race men.

In this penis drilling exercise, men from the Republic of Congo won a landslide victory; as the average penis length recorded for a Congolese is 7.1 inches.

It will be interesting to hear what multicultural individuals (both men and women) experienced across all boards and disciplines in this field have to say. No doubt they will be the best trial method in supporting this piece of educative work.

Well fear not lads...size doesn't matter. It's how you work it (or is it really?).

Source: Daily Mail

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