Friday, 6 July 2012

Oh! la! la! Tsonga le Wimble-DON!

Oh how I wish for Murray to win! It will make him the first "British" man to clinch the prestigious Wimbledon tittle since Perry's 1936 win ( At this point we of course assume everything Scottish is British and vice versa).
However after seeing this picture of Tsonga surely one cannot be expected to still support Murray?
The half French and half Congolese athlete is due to face Murray today in the Men's Semi Finals.



Thursday, 21 June 2012

Julian Assange: Enemy of the State and Robin Hood of International Diplomacy

When does freedom of speech and information become detrimental to it's core foundation- freedom?

As Assange remains holed up in the  Ecuadorian embassy in London seeking political asylum with Scotland Yard poised to arrest him the minute he sets foot outside,  I revist my 2010 write- up on Julian Assange.

Image: infowars.com

"The west has fiscalised its basic power relationships through a web of contracts, loans, shareholdings, bank holdings and so on. In such an environment it is easy for speech to be "free" because a change in political will rarely leads to any change in these basic instruments. Western speech, as something that rarely has any effect on power, is, like badgers and birds, free. In states like China, there is pervasive censorship, because speech still has power and power is scared of it. We should always look at censorship as an economic signal that reveals the potential power of speech in that jurisdiction. The attacks against us by the US point to a great hope, speech powerful enough to break the fiscal blockade" Julian Assange.Dec 2010.

WikiLeaks have been the icing on plain sponge cake diplomatic relations the world over.Julian Assange, a man with a rather un-usual  surname for a Caucasian Australian has been dubbed various names by international media outlets; The Scarlet Pimpernel of Cyber space(The Telegraph), International Trafficker(The New Yorker), to name a few.
Assange has just about ruffled every feather on planet earth from the Pentagon, The Scientology sect Religion, to bungling bumbling African Kleptocrats.Only the feathers of the Ostriches on the Great Savannah plains remain untouch.
Currently Assange has no country of residential abode and fleets incessantly between European & African countries; his native Australia having spurned him as the devil child in favour of working hand in hand with American authorities to stem & curb the flow of such political evil emanating from the entrails of Assange. Sweden temporary offered him refuge from the baying blood hounds of North America. However that was to drastically change over night as an international warrant has been issued for his arrest over claims of rape and sexual assault. The timing couldn't have been perfect. One wonders at the true authenticity of any allegations, warrant, etc.
Assange nevertheless is a busy man: Wikileaking and (If the Swedish women are to be believed) WillieLeaking.

Some leaking facts about Assange:

  • The seemingly African surname- Ah Sang or Mr Sang: dates its origins to a Chinese immigrant who migrated to Australia in the 1800's.
  • His maternal ancestors are Scottish and Irish who also migrated to Australia in the 19th century. (It is thus safe to conclude that Assange's nomadic lifestyle is embalmed in his molecular DNA).
  • Born in 1971 on the 3rd day of the seventh month.
  • His parents met at a demonstration against the Vietnam War.
  • Claire: his mother; burned her school books at the tender age of 17 and escaped from home on a motorbike.
  • Assange's childhood was as unstable as a wooden rocking horse on three legs....making Oliver Twist's seemingly stable.Reports have it before he was fourteen, the family had moved about thirty seven times.
  • Between the ages of  eleven and sixteen, Assange, his mother and half brother were fugitives on the run from his mother's ex-lover.(What is it they say about living your adult life as a child? deja vu?)
  • His unreciprocated cyber love affair with the US state government began at sweet sixteen when in 1987 he started hacking into the US defence systems under the name Mendax(more like Menace).He joined forces with two other hackers to form a group called International Subversives.
  • Married at eighteen in an unofficial ceremony.They shortly had a son.
  • Arrested in 1991 by Australian police for hacking.
  • Pleaded guilty to twenty four charges of hacking in 1992 and was release due to his actions being regarded as the "sort of intelligent inquisitiveness and the pleasure of being able to—what's the expression—surf through these various computers"(The New Yorker-June 2010).
  • His mother alleges stress from the arrest, his partner leaving him soon after and a three year custodial battle over his young son left him depress and turned his brown hair...GREY.(Ah! Eureka moment for myself here as I have pondered over his silver mop of hair day and night.). 
Here are my "favourite" leaking wee Wikileaks:
A most Royal Buffoon:Prince Andrew
  • Prince Andrew described by  US Ambassador as cocky, rude and a  boorish "bungling free loader" who cavorted shamelessly in awe, admiration and surprise at the wealth of Middle Eastern Royalty, Sheiks & Emirs.A letter of thanks to a Bahrain host went "my little plane parked to your stunning jet".Talk about a fat kid let free in a cake shop. He was portrayed as spoilt & petulant with little knowledge of his role as Britain's Special Trade Envoy. His Royal dumbness travels with a six foot long ironing board everywhere and has earned himself the tittle HBH...His Buffoon Highness.
  • HBH-the Prince of Freebies declared the French corrupt and noisy.What a startling revelation that is!
  • Brown was dismissed as an "abysmal" politician who lacked the charisma of Blair, by the US.Well here's some news to our dear American cousins: I rather be a child of Brown than of a Bush fool!
  • Our English Cousins were also taken back by British "paranoia" over maintaining  "the special relationship" between the US & UK.William Hague took a further step in grovelling towards our cousins; acting like a somewhat heavy laden arse donkey by professing himself, Osborne & Cameron as "Children of Thatcher" and  "staunch Atlanticists" with a sister who lives in America and he vacations in America. Our Foreign Secretary just took the term kiss a**e to a whole new level.
  • The French Midget-Sarkozy was described as an "emperor with no clothes" by US officials.Can't say his stretch skin face wife will complain about a no clothes Sarko though! The thought is stomach churning.Carla is one brave lass.
  • The Afghan Vice President flew to Duba in in October 2009 with $52million in cash.The African Kleptos have some serious contenders here.
  • China accusing North Korea of acting like a "spoiled child".Sarah Palin wouldn't be too happy to read about one of our allies being describes as so. Palingly Disturbing.

No doubt Julian Assange is a cyber space Peeping Tom who regards himself as an "information activists" whose organisation WikiLeaks may have caused irreversible damage on diplomatic friendships and perhaps "world peace"? When does freedom of speech and information become detrimental to it's core foundation- freedom?

Friday, 25 May 2012

Black British athletes "too fat" for London Olympics 2012

World Number 2 Heptathlete Jessica Ennis has been described by officials within UK Athletics as being "too fat". The Telegraph reports Ennis's coach Toni Michiello, claims leading atletic officials made disparaging remarks dismissing Ennis as "She's fat and she's got too much weight".

Image: LDN Fashion
Criticising the derogatory comments citing them as mere "background noise" and "distractions" to the 26 year old black British athleteMinichiello showed support for Ennis insisting he had never had any problem with her weight or shape, only wishing at times Ennis were taller.


Ennis on cover of Marie Claire

2010 Gold Medallist winner and Ennis's team mate Louise Hazel weighed into the debate bout Ennis's weight lambasting the comments as "a disgrace", revealing her weight had also been a subject of discussion by high ranking sports authorities.
"I have experienced it first hand, also from people within the organisation that was supposed to be supporting us and I just think to a certain extent it is very disgraceful.People in positions of authority need to choose their words very carefully when they are bringing up a subject like that".

Black British Heptathlete Louise Hazel claims to have also been criticised for being "fat"

Black British athlete Louise Hazel has also been labelled "too fat" by UK Athletics.

26 year old Hazel has voiced concerns about what message such damaging comments sends out to young girls and upcoming athletes.
“Some people think that you have to look like you are completely emaciated to actually be in physical shape and that’s not the truth.”

Ennis has not let the controversy get into her way of training or ambition. This weekend sees Ennis in Gotzis battle it out for gold in her first heptathlon of the year. As written on her website, "Jessica as good as gold".

If this is what being "too fat" is, the rest of the UK are no doubt morbidly obese.


http://www.jessicaennis.net
http://louisehazel.com/

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Zuma's Genitals

South Africa
Jacob Zuma's genitals on art display in Johannesburg museum before it was defaced by two men on Tuesday. The 6"1 painting aptly entitled The Spear  by artist Brett Murray during his 'Hail to the Thief II exhibition'  has been condemned by South Africa as racist.  After unsuccessfully attempts to have The Goodman gallery take down the painting, yesterday saw Zuma present his case to the courts. 


The South African president known for his goatish concupiscent lifestyle,  back in 2005 notoriously defended having unprotected sex with a HIV/AIDS infected woman by taking a shower  to protect against the deadly STD. According to The Guardian, in presenting his case to the courts, he wrote: 
"The portrait depicts me in a manner that suggests that I am a philanderer, a womaniser and one with no respect" 
I think this zany African just gave the reason for this exhibition! Surely South Africa can't fail to see the subtle message in this? His genitals on display as a painting represents his sexual tomfoolery continuously on display to all. His never ending love conquests & reckless attitude towards sex in a nation besieged by HIV/AIDS is pure mockery to the fight against the disease. The painting on display should jolt some self consciousness to this shameless man with an unhealthy sexual appetite.

The Spear exposes this pillock for what he truly is. The only problem I see is that the artist Murray may have been too generous in giving Zuma's genitals a perhaps larger than life size

Saturday, 19 May 2012

African Ostrich attends Queen Diamond Jubilee Lunch

Image Credits:DailyMail


Yesterday saw royals from around the globe gather at Windsor Castle for a celebratory three course lunch in honour of Her Majesty's forthcoming Diamond Jubilee. Kings,Queens, Emperors, Empresses,Dukes, Duchesses, etc turned out in their best stately outfit to befit such a royal occasion. 


Alas! Not all were to stick to royal protocol. Here we have Queen Inkhosikati LaMbikiza, third wife to King Mswati III of Swaziland; dressed like an over size ostrich. Her feathered pumps would've been better suited in the boudoir of a Madame du Jour or a burlesque dancing troupe, whilst the sequinned adorning it rendered her whole look chips-cheap and blue-tac-tacky. Her ensuing gladiator shades were a total mismatch with the whole outfit. Perhaps to provide her eyes shade from her flashy jewelled shoes. 





We all know Africans are inherently magpies. How can any take us serious when we continue to present ourselves as such? Nouveau Riche with no class or bearing. Shame on you Queen Inkhosikati.

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Broken Brooks...

What text shall Cameron send this time to his dear broken friend, Brook? Definitely not a LOL issue!. Here we see Brooks floating down the river to where The Sun don't shine.

The original picture is of course Millais' painting of Ophelia






Saturday, 12 May 2012

Obama exposed...back in 2004 he opposed gay marriage

Image credits:Cagle.com

BBC Radio reported six out of every ten donors to his political party are wealthy gay donors. Thus needles to say, Obama felt the need to hurriedly bend over and appease the needs of these rich people...just in time for presidential elections six months away.
To watch the above video and see Obama change his stance quicker than Victoria Beckham sheds weight, click here.
Meanwhile, here are excerpts from some of  his famous speeches over the years.
  • 1st October 2004: I  believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. 
  • 24th July 2007: We got to make sure that everybody is equal under the law.The civil unions that I propose would be equivalent in terms of making sure that all the rights that are conferred by the state are equal for same sex couples as well as for heterosexual couples. Now with respect to marriage it's my belief that it's up to the individual denomination as to make a decision as to whether they wanna recognise marriage or not
  • 1st March 2008: With regards to gay marriage, I do not support gay marriage but I support a very strong version of unions. 
  • 16th August 2008: I believe that marriage is between a man and a union. I am not somebody who promotes same sex marriage, but I do believe in civil unions. 
  • 23rd June 2011:Nobody should have to produce a legal contract to  hold the hands of the person that they love. 
  • 9th May 2012: I think same sex couples should be allowed to get married.





Friday, 20 April 2012

Muslim extremist should make United Kingdom their home


Calling all Muslim extremists to make their home within the UK. Incite racism calling on a Jihad for all non Muslims and be assured you will never be deported to your country of origin due to "Human Rights". Our OxBridge educated ministers may have a plethora of degrees from top notch educational establishments yet are unable to get basics such as their dates right. Ta-ta Qatada seems to be a dream as remote as hoping Cameron will turn down "donations" (what Africans call BRIBE) from his circle of millionaires. The UK is a soft touch for extremists, fanatics and lazy people who refuse to work. Go tell your family & friends...a Small Island bursting with social rejects from the rest of the world. Be sure to find them living in plush surrounding in the UK; housed & fed freely by the benevolent UK tax payers.

Black Fireman tasered and arrested by police for being...BLACK

The Guardian is running a story today about a black fireman accusing the police of tasering him for simply being black.  Edric Kennedy Macfoy who hails from North London has has lodged a complaint against the Met. Police Inspector Bergum, present on the night of  Macfoy's assault by his team gave a reasonable explanation  to the attack:
 "I couldn't say he was anything to do with the party. The party was all black. He was black. He had driven through the cordon. I had to do a quick risk assessment." 
And with that, the handsome black fire-fighter who was wearing a clean cut pin stripe suit and driving an Audi, was insulted, tasered, bundled up and arrested.




Press for time, I must say the article didn't surprise me. What took me completely aback (a part from Mcfoy's dangerous model looks, well chiselled face and intense gaze in this picture) was the fact that black fire-fighters exist in this country. It is a narrow minded comment, but surely I am allowed a shallow moment... now and again.

Pippa Middleton and her gun wielding friends

Pictures: ABC news

Pippa Middleton appeared to grin as her friend pointed what appeared to be a gun at photographers.
UPDATE: The guy in the picture seen waving the gun is 36 years old Lawyer Romain Rabillard and a senior adviser to arms manufacturer  Heckler & Koch. The Daily Mail carries French Police have been told "not to investigate" as Pippa is Prince William's sister-in-law.
It appears not only "gangstas" have guns...
Fresh embarrassment has been poured on the Royal Family as Prince William's sister-in-law was seen to appear grinning widely in the company of four French men, pictured brandishing what looked like a gun at Photographers. The Prince who is second in line to the throne of the British Monarchy,  married Pippa's elder sibling in a stately wedding last Spring. The embarrassing pictures will no doubt be a damper to the Queen's  Diamond Jubilee preparations. 

Ms Middleton had flown in to Paris to attend the lavish birthday celebration of  French Aristocrat Arthur de Soutrait. The extravagant Marie Antoinette theme bash saw the Duchess of Cornwall's sister don a pink costume with knee length leggings, as she posed for pictures with her French chums. Her friend the Vicomte  de Soutrait appeared to be giving a nod to S&M bondage theme; with a leather collar and chain around his neck being pulled seductively by a female companion.
Picture: DailyMail

The Daily Mail reports French Police are investigating the incident and Pippa could be called for questioning as a witness. If convicted, all parties involved could face up to 7years in jail.
However ABC News reports quite the contrary saying French police have dismissed the incident as trivial. It will be alarming if such tom foolery by a couple of spoilt rich brats were dismissed as such given the state of emergency France was thrown in a couple of weeks ago.

No doubt such actions by Pippa's friends will definitely not carry a seal of approval from her Majesty.




Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Swedish Minister mutilates black woman...albeit a cake, in celebration of World Artist Day

Source: The Hufftington Post & BBC

The Swedes have a rather unusual way of voicing their support of Female Genital Mutilation(FGM). Over the weekend Swedish Cultural Minister Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth found herself in mired in controversy as she celebrated the World Artist Day by cutting into a cake designed as a naked black woman which bore strong resemblance to the offensive Golliwog.





The genius behind this master piece of edible art work is Swedish artist Makode Aj Linde, who is reported to support his loathsome creation as "highlighting the issue of female circumcision".
Pictures posted online  by Linde carry equally offensive captions next to the cake. He wrote :


"This is After getting my vagaga mutilated by the minister of culture, Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth. Before cutting me up she whispered; Your life will be better after this in my ear."


Calls are being made for the resignation of the Cultural Minister.
A blonde Swedish disposition simply gone too far...
Even more macabre and utterly disgusting is the fact that the artist Linde, is a black Swede. This comes as little surprise given the history of utter disregard black men have towards women.

 Artist Makode Aj Linde created the graphic cake



Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Prayer for Africa against Al Qaeda

As Al Qaeda takes a strong hold in Africa, join me in praying: 
Dear God/Allah/Jehovah; Please destroy Al Qaeda in Africa.Those poor blacks are still at war against insects (mosquitoes causing malaria) so how can they fight off these human Muslim terrorists? Please Father have mercy on my people. That's all I ask. Amen.

Image:Gray Panthers

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Musings from this week

My tweeting prophecy came to pass when serial womaniser & viagra popping French Toad DSK, was last Monday charged with "aggravated pimping" by the French courts. DSK croaked he didn't know women he had coitus with at sex parties were prostitutes...and Hens have now voted in favour of hard boiled eggs over cereal for breakfast. 










Meanwhile the 21 year old black man who recorded a police officer racially abusing him should be thankful he wasn't shot at in cold blood for looking suspicious, and lived to tell his story. Unlike their American cousins who are often on a high to partake in the ritualistic ethnic cleansing of blacks, the English officers shoot out a couple of nigger jokes. Refreshing than laying in a pool of blood for wearing a hoodie innit? The officer in question, PC Alex MacFarlane has now been suspended after much deliberation by the CPS, who at first dismissed the case as trivial because the officer's nigger remarks were not distressing enough to crack a tough old hardened black man.. The wheels were  only kicked into motion after the victim's lawyers threatened legal action.
PC MacFarlane, spotting the look of a worn out mechanic incapable of spelling the word itself and appearing like the poster child of the EDL told black youth "You will always be a nigger". Credits:DailyMail

Mauro Demetrio, looking like a dishevelled rented car and quite dodgy in every sense, secretly filmed his racist abuse by police. Credits: DailyMail.



The Price of Democracy: Freedom

As Aung San Suu Kyi  looks set to finally have a seat in the Burmese parliament for the first time in her political career, I re-visit an article written 16months ago in my previous blog at the time of her release in 2010 from two decades house of on and off house arrests which started as far back as 1989.

"Human beings the world over need freedom and security that they may be able to realise their full potential". Aung San Suu Kyi.



These are the words of a woman who spent fifteen years of her life in detention( mostly under house arrest) having very limited encounters with the outside world. There was no access to a TV,phone, or the added luxury of e-communication (email,etc). Newspapers and a radio were allowed whilst all visitors heavily screened by Burma's junta.Letters were fine combed before submitted to Suu Kyi and in most instances never passed on. Whilst in detention, her English husband Michael Aris died of cancer in 1999.They last met in the Christmas of 1995 as the Burmese junta repeatedly denied giving the dying Mr Aris a Visa to see his wife.Instead Aung San Suu Kyi was "encouraged" to leave the country to visit Micheal Aris in London. However she feared never being allowed back into Burma on grounds of her political discourse towards Burma's junta. Suu Kyi refused to leave the country and Aris died without seeing his wife.It will be eleven years before she will see the youngest of her two sons: Kim Aris on November 23rd 2010. She has never met any of her grandchildren. 


Like Mandela; Suu Kyi paid the ultimate price in the belief of democracy (a government for the people, by the people and with the people): her freedom. 
Was this a price worth the personal sacrifices foregone for the people of Burma? 
Lost moments with loved ones which will never be re-captured given up for the pursuit of one's belief?. 
To deny the opportunity(albeit presented in a shark's murderous jaws) of saying the last good-bye to a dying husband because of faith in one's belief?. 
A life spent in almost solitary confinement because of optimism in one's belief?.
What motivates a wife and a mother to give up all she must love so dearly(seeing her children grow,missing out on all the important milestones in their lives,etc) because she dared to hope for change in a country with a poor democratic record? 
Is it inner strength and outer resilience which forms such formidable characters that make history from time to time?



Like cliffs formed from rocks resistant to erosion and weathering: so too are these political fighters who have been incarcerated in one way or the other-yet come out standing tall and strong like the Trango Towers of Pakistan; more determined than ever to pursue their fight for justice and equality. The love for their country people and patriotism made them"obstinate" in the eyes of their political opponents; with "correctional" facilities such as  prison,detention, etc regarded upon as suitable measures to "straighten" them out. However I believe prison, detention, etc hardens political "offenders" rendering them more likely to commit "political crimes".




I marvel at Aung San Suu Kyi's walk of political fame admiring her strength of character yet  wonder immensely if she has any personal regrets? Is she haunted by an image of her dying husband feeling neglected that she chose the people of Burma over him...at his most vulnerable?


Do her children perhaps resent their mother for "abandoning" them in the pursuit of her political aspirations? Or perhaps she considers herself  a matriarch to Burma and its people thus the need to fulfill her matriarchal services not only at a personal level but on a national level to all Burmese.


No doubt Aung San Suu Kyi believes in her fight for political freedom  and democracy else her fifteen years in detention would have been futile.She may likely not regard her personal sacrifices and her freedom as the ultimate price for democracy for her father, Aung San was assassinated in 1947; two months into his new post as  new leader of the Union of Burma, when Suu Kyi was just two years old.


"Despair is not the right word, but there were times that I would worry … a lot, not so much for myself, for my situation, but for the future of the country." Aung San Suu Kyi. November 2010.


Suu Kyi by portrait of her father Aung San